@jwoodham: "Friends" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, "me having friends" ended long before that.
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@hythemafia: MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.......
@santhonythomas: I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves.
@garrettbarry70: Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like "bloody hell" and "brilliant"