@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
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@Andrea__B__: Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
@TheToddWilliams: [restaurant] ME: Excuse me, this alphabet soup tastes funny WAITER: Well it is Comic Sans
@EndhooS: "Your resume says weaknesses: hide & seek" Yeah "Can you demonstrate?" Sure, count to 10 *Counts to 10 & opens eyes* *I'm literally on fire*
@thenoahkinsey: Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her "cupcake." How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.