@mydanimarie: FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate
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@muyrando: I'm not falling for those "ancestry tests." If the government wants my DNA they're going to have to get it the old fashioned way, from underneath the fingernails of a dead drifter I buried in the woods.
@sagarcasm: *Checks typos in the mail before sending* *Checks again, to be sure* *Clicks on Send* *Goes to sent mails* There's a typo in the Subject
@ShalyahEvans: A guy saw me giving my dog water and said that he hopes I have a husband with how caring I am to my dog and I had to explain to him that men should be able to drink water on their own
@wittwitbarista: Lose something? Need help? Call 1-800-MOM & a team of moms will be deployed to you to ask you "Well, did you look?"Or "did you look-look?"