@CabetoMejia: From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings
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@stefani6124: I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, "Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."
@MrAdamBez: *gets sentenced to 25 years in prison* *opens twitter app* *looks up* *being released*
@DonQuickoats: I don't always kill spiders, sometimes I stare at them a short while to see if we can reach an understanding