@TheDairylandDon: From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone.
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@Playing_Dad: Cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? Me: I didn't know there was going to be a test at the end.
@Fred_Delicious: [2 dogs eating dinner] "u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great" [stops chewing] "why does this taste like chocolate"
@dorsalstream: ME: My new contacts are here! WIFE: Don't put them all on at once like you did last— ME: [eyes wide] I CAN SEE YOUR BONES
@Cheeseboy22: My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf.