@TheDairylandDon: From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone.
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@edgarrants: My wife said if she heard me chewing one more time, she was going to murder me. So I stole the batteries from her hearing aids.
@MrsTomServo: Women want men they can fix; men want girls they can save; I want a sandwich that makes itself.
@_NinJar: G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas