@TheDairylandDon: From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone.
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@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
@DaddyJew: Daddy, how'd you get that scar? *flashback to me tripping & falling while running from the police after a night of drunken debauchery* War
@trojansauce: [me as a poltergeist] *putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooOooOooooo