@TheDairylandDon: From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone.
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@rynbtmn: None of the scenarios in which I would require a watch that works 200m underwater are situations in which my watch would be my main concern.
@usermcuserface: Tonight we dine in hell! (Dies in battle) Hi, Take a seat in the booth with the 3 vegans. Your beets and kale will be out soon. Oh shit...
@michelleisawolf: This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again.