@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
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@mexinonblonde: This is just the most tragical thing that has ever happened to me. -Me eating tofu
@SteelFontana: Bad: Getting bit by a spider... Worse: ...inside your mouth... Worst: ...while making out with someone.