@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
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@Tw1tter_K1tten: The scariest thing about the terrorists is how fast they can do the monkey bars in their training camp videos.
@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
@neiltyson: Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite.
@JKickinit30: *touches your nose* *touches your mouth* *touches your forehead* Them: Why are you touching me? Me: Gotta be a mute button somewhere