@illTortuga: From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.
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@jesse_street: [spelling bee] Your word is "pneumonia". "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints.
@mrtruthandsoul: According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/
@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
@Vodkantots: I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around.