@illTortuga: From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.
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@TheMichaelRock: If Daryl doesn't get laid this season, I'm gonna have to say that this documentary is fake. #TheWalkingDead
@Thedudish: It's been so long since I bought groceries, this morning I saw a c**kroach move out. "Good luck," he sighed, clutching his tiny suitcases.
@tacos_y_cerveza: If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the $20