@illTortuga: From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.
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@Alfa_fox: New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives.
@JackieluvsUK: Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!
@WeekendTwitr: Get noticed by more companies on LinkedIn by adding af to the end of all of your job titles.