@DevilryFun: From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned.
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@KateWhineHall: I misspelled the word "camouflage" so badly that I made 6 different letter combination changes before autocorrect would even try to help me.
@1Happytwit: Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it.
@Rollinintheseat: *Shakespeare resetting his password* "Enter new password." Fortnight "Your password is two weeks."