@kumailn: Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat.
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@Diversion50: "Open Mike Night" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy.
@GregDunbar1: Never realized how out of shape I was until I started sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
@AimeeHelene1: *hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*