@JGrumbie: Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.
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@yoyoha: 8yo Me: *sneaks candy* 14yo Me: *sneaks cigarettes* 18yo Me: *sneaks alcohol* 43yo Me: *sneaks candy* Being an adult is stupid.
@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
@PaulFrei: I would never have a swear jar as 1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and 2. Imply that I have spare change.