@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
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@internetluke: [trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? "Ya" Cool me too. I love planet earth
@1followernodad: the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks
@maughammom: Told my kids to get rid of toys they don't play with, so if you hear a commotion it's just them desperately playing with every toy they own.
@ibid78: You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert.