@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NewDadNotes: [car slides off road in a snowstorm] Stranger: you need a tow? Me: no Sir 10 is enough for me [we both laugh as he drives away] [still stuck 10 hours later] Wife: Me: I regret nothing
@_NTFG_: When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.
@FlyJ_: I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap.
@mrsmith196645: I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly.