@JennyJohnsonHi5: Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too
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@TheBoydP: The best thing about working at my office is that you can literally use as much toilet paper as you want in the restroom.
@AbbieEvansXO: ME: *turns around instead of wiping the steam off my bathroom mirror* SERIAL KILLER BEHIND ME: okay wow way to ruin the moment
@RocketRankoon: This ebola scare is getting out of hand I just threw ebola at someone who said good morning to me before I had my coffee