@alfageeek: Fun fact: if you say “I did the math,” nobody argues with you because they don't want to have to redo the math themselves.
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@Momtoteens: Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn’t know who he was.
@Rschooley: How dare Beyonce bring symbols of past racial strife into popular music performance!!