@deadbearrising: Fun Fact: Koala's have finger prints like humans. So next time you rob a bank make sure the koala carriers the gun
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@McNarstle: "He's gone too far." "He crossed the line between science & ethics." "He's playing God." -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets
@WheelTod: [Airplane] Me (pointing excitedly) “Hey honey! Look at those people down there. They look like ants!” My wife (whispering): “Shh. What are you talking about? We haven’t even taken off yet” Half-human/half-ant family at the back of the plane (muttering): “What a rude man”
@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.