@truegritrumble: ME:I'm a writer
HER:What have you written?
ME:A few books, but you wouldn't have heard of them
HER:Try me
ME:They go to a different school
@Eightinchgoat: My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college.
@VodkaTiem: *pulls away from kissing*
Me: Please insert 2oz of cheese to continue.
@ddsmidt: Estimated assembly time said 20 minutes, it took much longer than that.
Clearly the instruction writer is overly confident in his skills.
@ibid78: "We should see other people"
PIGEON: coo
"It's not u it's me"
- coo
"I'm breaking up w/ u"
- coo
"I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"
- not coo
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