@simoncholland: Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.

@salamingia: I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge.

@julezmac: Spielberg missed a great opportunity when he didn't put FIN at the end of Jaws.

@snmrrw: Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry

@FierceMess: Wanna live a long life? Get married. I guarantee you'll change your mind real quick.