@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.
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@peachesanscream: Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
@ch000ch: *crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am.