@sdurbin23: Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.
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@DWaitress: You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account.
@Mr_Kapowski: The tiny little pocket on a pair of jeans is great if you want to only be able to access your coinage by doing a handstand at a register
@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life