@1Tortured_soul: Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep.
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@TheHyyyype: MATH TEACHER: wanna come do the problem on the board? ME: no MT: i wasn't asking ME: if u were an english teacher you'd know that u were
@kylekinane: Im so mad Trump pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement that I'm going to go read the Paris Climate Agreement now.
@Parentpains: I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the "Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too" speech.