@michaelianblack: Fun fact: The hip word "chillax" is a combination of the slang term "chill" and the more traditional word "laxative."
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@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
@T_Bonezzz_: Approx 4,500yrs ago men would wake up everyday to build the great pyramid. I got up this morning with anxiety about unloading the dishwasher
@i_eat_fruit: COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who’s there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no
@tastefactory: *tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*