@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol
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@BringDaNoyz: I was at a Hanukkah party at my uncle's house and one of my cousins was like, "hey look it's bitcoin" and held up a piece of gelt that he'd taken a bite out of
@seamusmckracken: The problem is, once you get the bear in a headlock, you’re going to have to let him go at some point and he’s going to be pissed.
@mattgallo123: *goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD
@sickipediabot: My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice.