@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol
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@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
@UncleDuke1969: Me: He’s starting to stir! Wife: Shhhh. Me: OH MY GOD… Wife: Be quiet. Me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE! Wife: I hate watching cooking shows with you.