@Snikoggs: [Job Interview]
"It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"
"36"
"That's not even close"
"But it was quick"
@iamdevloper: I bought some milk over the weekend and also picked a new JavaScript framework to use.
At least one of these will be out of date before the week's up.
@Ideal_Victoria: *professes my undying love to my microwave*
*microwave sets itself on fire*
@curlycomedy: Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper.
@frogshack: *finds baby on doorstep*
Me: Should...should we keep it?
Wife: ...Let's sleep on it
Me: (wide-eyed) Christ Deborah that'd kill him
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