@notalogin: The recipe said "prick with a fork," but enough about me.

@MythicPicnic: Studies show that, on average, humans kept in cubicles live just as long as free-range humans.

@DanMentos: "I am inspiring" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring

@ieatanddrink: If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs

@rolldiggity: 1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms.