@dafloydsta: Fun game: if someone wants to shake your hand, sniff your fingers first and then see if they still want to.
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@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors...
@OldSpookMan: A homeless guy asked me "would you give me $5 for a sandwich?" I said "I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."
@ItsAndyRyan: Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - "you get 10 years"