@RdrJay47: Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokémon.
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@k_lli: If you capitalize 'him' in your tweets I'm gonna automatically assume you're subtweeting god.
@TheTweetOfGod: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll add to the global overdepletion of the oceans. So just give him the fish.
@nataliejmooney: lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there