@DanMentos: Fun Prank: put a live turtle and a tiny pair of nunchucks in your toilet before your guests arrive
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@MKupperman: Tired of rap songs starting with MC going "uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..." No. You shoulda been ready when the song started.
@lawblob: video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.