@DanMentos: Fun Prank: put a live turtle and a tiny pair of nunchucks in your toilet before your guests arrive
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@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@P1ssed_K1d: Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets
@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance