@WarrenHolstein: FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with "iPhone 6 in Stock" and watch the shenanigans ensue.
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@McNevich: If there's a pistachio that's difficult to open, I'll just move right on to another because life is short and so is my god damn temper
@Heldinchains: You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts
@TheAlexP: Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?
@lejessica: I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching.