@QwertyJones3: Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by
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@WhatevaConc: [At the register] "Find everything ok?" "No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."
@MichaelGoffLA: Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions.
@Tmoney68: BREAKING: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. People who love picking up dog shit with their bare hands rejoice.