@SocialExtortion: fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river
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@dave_cactus: *sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.
@DearAnyone: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
@TinaMav: How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
@goodhairperson: Her hands were garlic breadsticks of action. Her face was a Cesar salad of expression.