@Hadzilla: FUN PRANK: tweet "going hang gliding!!!!" then don't tweet again for 12 years
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@RealLucasNeff: The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean.
@HuttonGray: Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." Shouldn't there be an "is" in there somewhere?
@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything
@Jeffwni: - "... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_ - MILKMAN!! - No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"