@hardlyrelevant: "If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"
(from the back)
He saw Creed live in 2003
@Fred_Delicious: "my dad works at Nintendo"
"No he doesn't ur such a liar"
*Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat*
"Hey sport, good day at school?"
@scorpicpanda: {at fancy restaurant}
Waiter: *pulls out chair*
Me: "Don't make this weird, dude."
@briangaar: Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it
@Marlebean: Our parenting style can best be described as:
Bad cop,
Bozo cop
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