@sara_ashlynn: Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch.
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@KeetPotato: me: jim it was a joke sheriff: [crying at his desk] w-what me: there isnt a new sheriff in town, this is just a starfish i stuck to my shirt
@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend
@Jam453Lane: My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise.
@sarcasticmommy4: Thanks to daylight saving time, my kids now have an extra hour to fight with each other.