@iamledgin: Fun typo: "You ate the most important thing in my life."
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@mugkip: there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say "haha saw your doodle" and walk off. simples
@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life
@notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.