@FaisalAdam_: I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was "so you don't eat chicken?"

@j88ess: Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person

@EliTerry: "looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points" - commentators on my snowboard run

@fillthevacuum: Sorry for throwing mice at your wedding.

@AndyAsAdjective: Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo.