@iamledgin: Fun typo: "You ate the most important thing in my life."
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@JermHimselfish: My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw.
@ChaseMit: Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook.
@GrowlyGrego: "Bear with me for a minute." - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend.
@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.