@TheThomason: Fun way to make someone question everything: comment "you are so brave" on all their selfies.
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@Sophie2078: Me: Hey, baby. Want to come over? Him: No, I'm sorry. I'm contemplating the meaning of life. Me: I'm naked and alone 😏 Him: We all are...
@BuckyIsotope: *goes in for first kiss* *stops* Before this goes any further, I need to understand your position on naming our kids after water Pokèmon
@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
@BeardSpice: *walks into convenience store* "Excuse me, do you sell beef jerky" No sorry we only carry beef friendly *beef sticks start complimenting me*