@TheThomason: Fun way to make someone question everything: comment "you are so brave" on all their selfies.
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@WheelTod: *Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness
@freshestginger: If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?
@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"