@pleatedjeans: Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun
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@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".
@squirrel74wkgn: [at wedding] Pastor: If anyone opposes, speak now or forever hold your peace Me (raises hand) Pastor: It's your wedding Me (lowers hand)
@AbbyHasIssues: This invitation says, “Regrets only,” so I’m sending them a note that says, “My hair throughout most of the ‘90s.”