@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
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@lafpgh: Showed my husband all the super-awesome Twitter lists I'm on. He put me on a list called People I Probably Shouldn't Have Married.
@scorpicpanda: If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die.
@alexwyse: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
@Jesssicle: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like "Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"