@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
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@Fuzzylogic2009: I've stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house
@iamspacegirl: Me *writing*: she was like 12 slices of key lime pie in a dress- tart, cool, totally whipped. Her: I can hear you. Me: she could hear me
@Reverend_Scott: VENOM: Time to meet your maker! SPIDER-MAN: The radioactive spider? VENOM: No, like- SPIDER-MAN: My dad? Cuz he's dead. Wow, ur a douche.