@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
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@murrman5: [a loud action sequence gets suddenly quiet and all you can hear in the theatre is me talking to the guy next to me] sell me your popcorn
@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.
@moooooog35: The average parent spends roughly 2.7 years of their life picking up crayons from under restaurant tables.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order.