@vanluvz1: Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
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@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.
@SoulYodeler: I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry.
@markleggett: Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with “America” written on it.
@sad_tree: Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends. "Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."