@vanluvz1: Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
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@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.
@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.
@generaldietz: FLIGHT ATTENDANT: would you like me to throw that away for you? RACCOON: *clutching banana peel* this is my carry on thank you very much