@amydillon: Funny how this Target cashier says "Merry Christmas" like she's not going to see me 50 more times between now & then.
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@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@jitka: My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
@dreamthievin: I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down.
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction.