@longwall26: Funny how we say "I drank a *pot* of coffee" instead of "I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"
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@rachaelkelly18: I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes
@Douchekevin: Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Not saying I deserve a gold medal in parenting, but it's 4:47 PM and my 4yo just yelled "FINE THEN, I'M GOING TO BED!" So you be the judge.