@kidphonic: Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit.
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@deadstick_ron: Me : Sorry I'm late. The clocks changing confuses everybody, right? Boss : Ron, it's been 2 years. You emailed me saying you were dead.
@smhluckyme: My neighbors are really strange and funny, you should see them. Here, I'll let you use my binoculars.