@batsly: Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch.
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@ibid78: "Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
@IamEveryDayPpl: My walk of shame is spending 10 minutes trying to pronounce something at a Mexican restaurant before giving up and ordering tacos.
@LoveNLunchmeat: STOP WHINING KIDS! If mommy wants to listen to a bunch of people whining for no reason, she'll log into twitter.