@batsly: Funny prank: stay over at a friend's house and die on their couch.
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@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
@KyleMcDowell86: [Elephant at a party] Nice piano! [me] thanks [Elephant] What are the keys made of? [Me] Uhh.. [Rhino appears behind me] Tell him Kyle