@junejuly12: Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'
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@Tommytoughstuff: [dinner party] *host clinks glass* "Everyone we're having a baby"! *whispers to other guest* "Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."
@Lisa_Laughs_: I'd like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire.
@devc0ol: Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself.
@TheAlexNevil: Me: Are you scared? 7: A little. M: Me too. It's ok. I'm right here. 7: M: Wife: Oh my god--it's just broccoli!