@BlackenedTrail: Funny women are smart. Be careful.
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@Dutch_50: Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?
@behindyourback: Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring.
@ericsshadow: [anniversary dinner] HER: tell me something that will make my heart race ME: my credit card got declined