@causticbob: On this day eleven years ago, Greece won Euro 2004.
Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros.
@Home_Halfway: KIDNAPPER: Get in the van
ME: Oh no thanks I'm vegetarian
KIDNAPPER: Oh okay sorry *drives away*
{15min later}
KIDNAPPER: Wait a minute, wtf
@Dutch_50: I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, "Nope. I'd rather stay out here."
@AskCharlesA: Offline Twitter.
@JonasPolsky: If you ever feel stupid, just remember that every day, people are searching the internet to find out "Is the drug from LIMITLESS real?"
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