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@UncleDuke1969: [furniture store]

Wife: We're putting in a bar.
Salesman: OK
Wife: And...
S: Yes?
W: Go ahead, say it.
Me: WE'RE GONNA NEED A STOOL SAMPLE.

[furniture store]

Wife: We’re putting in a bar.
Salesman: OK
Wife: And…
S: Yes?
W: Go ahead, say it.
Me: WE’RE GONNA NEED A STOOL SAMPLE.

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