@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
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@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes A German arriving at Orly airport in Paris. Customs officer: Occupation? German: Nein, just visiting.
@MelvinofYork: Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am.
@Phook75: Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear