@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
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@mattgallo123: The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.
@ilovepie84: I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep
@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.