@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
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@SocialustGal13: Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
@CornOnTheGoblin: me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on
@krisv_723: On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul.