@neiltyson: FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
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@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
@BigBagOfScum: the restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang, it just means I can't be within 50'. We could still play catch or frisbee or something...
@egg_dog: dunno what the best part of this is? being called 'jack sexty' or getting an award for shitting on exercise equipment