@neiltyson: FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans.
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@imagine_vegas: If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
@roxaroodw: Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall.
@hippieswordfish: *guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*