@droidbears: fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever
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@IntrepidDeviant: What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@brennadine: [Dog asleep on rug] I once killed a bear with my own two paws [Legs move wildly] THAT'S IT I'M WAKING HIM "No Henry. Let sleeping dogs lie."