@Cheeseboy22: FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water.
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@shawnspree: Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and the world wants you to stop looking at your phone and drive.
@stephenjmolloy: Waiter: "I'm afraid your credit card has been declined." Me: "Try this one." W: "This is a blood donor card." M: "Take as much as you need."
@mynameisntdave: What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?