@NickJoesbury: G.C.S.E's I've lied on my c.v for the last 10 years not one fucker has checked them, B in maths yeah right, I can't even count to B
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@FunkyFresh_79: [Star Wars Episode VII scene] Princess Leia: I love you Han. Han Solo: *favs but doesn't reply*
@WilliamAder: As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
@shadygrenade: *ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter. No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]