@artcarlson: #gameofthrones greatest achievement this season: getting us to root for a guy to hook up with a woman we all knew was his aunt.
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@brandonIee: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
@LolaLuvsLollies: I'm sorry I said "sorry about your eyebrows" when you showed me your wedding photos
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other...
@carlyken: Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.