@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys
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@13spencer: “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-“ *interrupting* haha, he said prick
@bridger_w: When someone has a baby, I'm just like, OK, clearly you were desperate to have someone to hang out with
@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: Are you seeing anyone? Me: Unfortunately. CW: Then why are you dating her? Me: No, I meant you're standing in front of me.