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@KeetPotato: [gameshow]
me: [visibly doing maths on my fingers] "17"
host: [looks at me weird] "that's wrong"
other contestant: "salmon?"
host: "correct"

[gameshow]
me: [visibly doing maths on my fingers] “17”
host: [looks at me weird] “that’s wrong”
other contestant: “salmon?”
host: “correct”

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