@pleatedjeans: Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say "you suck" so the target still gets the message
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@Inconsteveable: "Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?"
@BradBroaddus: I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@LOUD_Thoughts_: I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.